Crystal bollocks

The Seattle Times has asked psychics in Seattle and New Orleans to predict the outcome of Saturday’s pre-Superbowl playoff game. One of them is Seattle’s “psychic barber,” Rick Cook – but a caption helpfully explains that Cook is “not really a psychic.”

Thank goodness all the others are legit!

Me, I can see the future too, and I’m getting strong vibrations indicating that on Sunday some of these psychics will be saying “See! I told you so!” – and others won’t.